The munchkins are a select group of ermm 'creatures' who get up to all sorts of mischief. They are very frequently drunk. These creatures who are often mistaken for tiny hedgehogs are most frequently seen slumped outside their hovels with a bottle of strong brandy. These tiny creatures have a huge alcohol consumption which is larger than an elephant could sustain.
A popular misconception of munchkins started back in the 1930's when a riduculous film with no storyline came out. This film was called the Wizard of Oz. The wizard, being a popular friend among some dwarfs, (another Geau friend) who were in the human filming industry agreed to have a film about his life done. he tried to gather up as many friends as possible to make the film.
The Munchkins ,being one of the friends, agreed to be filmed but only on the condition that at every moment possible they were to be allowed to drink, free of charge, from the bar. The film was made but when sent to the producers office it turned out that actually none of the film had actually been filmed except when the Munchkins had been drinking.
Of course the film industry liked the storyline of the film but decided to bring in their own actors and actresses themselves and change the ending. They wanted to use the cuddly looking Munchkins but they couldn't on the basis that the Munchkins were too drunk actually stand up and that they could no longer pay them in alcohol (the only way they would be payed) because they were in danger of extinguishing the entire world's supply of alcohol.
Instead they used apple-cheeked urchins with stupid small voices. Do not be fooled by this brightly coloured jolly imposters. The Munchkins although good-natured at heart (we think) they have an unbreakable habit of stealing things. When they are in danger of being caught they plant the incriminating material on an innoccent(!) human being (these are easy to find).
If you wish to find a Munchkin and bring it home for a pet as many others have tried to do, don't. They make awful pets as they are capable, have speech, have an annoying laugh and a tendiancy to break things. It is impossible to keep them as pets because they run away as soon as you have taken the bottle away, which you must do to stop them drinking themselves to death.
Munchkins are only found at Munchkin city and it (although called a city) is actually a hamlet of small hovels made out of mud and straw. The Munchkins only live here because "We cane no' be botereded to moooooooove".(Wise words from the Chief Munchhkin there).
For alcoholics since birth Munchkins live a very long time of 5 years. During this time they travel every morning to school in Geausville ( which has the best school system in the whole of Geauland)and when their 2 years at school are finished (it takes them longer to learn because of what the alcohol does to their brains!)they go into the alcohol industry( surprise surprise). This consitutes of making it or drinking it. What mainly occurs is the latter.
Their relations with Geau's Squiggles and Dwarfs go back since when they were first made and will stick like that until they all die from alcohol poisoning.
